“End Zone” Eifert was nowhere to be found in Week 1. Will a game against his home state Texans boost Andy Dalton’s ability? Or will J.J. Watt make him a permanent part of the turf? I’d bet on the latter, but maybe that’s why I don’t bet.
By the way, you are a douche if you drop $1,000 on a cell phone. Thanks for nothing Apple.